Him: So, imagine you are on a beach. You are alone. It’s quiet and peaceful. Nothing around you besides the warm sand, the water, the sun, and the thing you love most…
Me: A horde of puppies! And I shall be their king. My minions will follow my command. You can come, too if you want.
Him: Great. Every time you are stressed, just go there.
[laugh, hug, pass out]